Dadecote, #500 and B's true Mom stories

Dad gets home from work.

In front of our house, there are fire trucks and police cars.

Dad goes in the house.

Inside, there are several firemen, a house full of smoke, and my mom.

Dad: Why are there those trucks in front of our house?
Mom: Because there was a fire in our house!
Dad: Really??

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Mom: Back in the 1960s, the Americans thought drunk-driving was funny! They made jokes about it! The Irish didn't think it was funny! Oh, wait, yes we did.