Second Language

Dad is a Greek. He didn't learn English until his thirties. This means he makes mistakes when speaking English. For instance, he warns people not to "bark at the wrong tree." Similarly, today he told me not to invite too many people to my wedding. After all, "you don't want to make this your big, Greek, fat wedding."

That got me thinking: I'm going to start cooking french fries in Greek-fat. Yum!